Nibblin' on her tits
Hearing the bitch moan
All of those tourists stripping down nude
Strummin' my ten inch
On to my gals tits
Feeling the cum there beginnin' to shoot

Chorus:
Wastin' away again in this here hoarhouse
Searching for my six pack of condoms
Some people claim that she's a real easy lay
But I know that she's a real bitch

I don't know the reason
She's so cheap all season
Saving up money for a brand new tattoo
But she's a real beauty
A Mexican cutie
How she got here I haven't a clue

Chorus:
Wastin' away again in this here hoar house
Searchin' for my six pack of condoms
Some people claim that she'll do anything
Now I think
Hell, she's real into pain

I blew out my flip-flop
Fell through a glass-top
Broke my leg twice had to limp on back home
But there's booze in the blender
But it ain't gonna render
That frozen concoction that helps me stay sane

Wastin' away again in this here hoar house
Searching for my six pack of condoms
Some people claim that she's a perfect woman
But I know it's all (name)fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault