I swerve around the road to avoid them
I ruined my moped then I lost my van
Hey PennDOT if you care
We got potholes everywhere
And some are the size of Roseanne

Cause we got potholes on Bedford Street
Potholes up and down Mill Creek
Potholes they all need fixed
Along Route 56
Cause it's hard to impress a chick when you're swerving all over the road trying to avoid hitting
Potholes.....
Here in Johnstown

Our roads sucked under Robert Casey
But they're even worse under Governor Tom Ridge
It's my life's mission
To gather all politicians
Blindfold them and throw 'em off a bridge

Cause potholes, our roads are crap
Potholes I lost three hubcaps
Potholes destroyed the tires on the Mystery Machine
Will they ever fix 219?
Cause it's tough for Shaggy to get from Ebensburg to Somerset without hitting any
Potholes....

My tires are ruined, and my frame is bent
It's good to know our state taxes are well spent
And excuse me if this seems out of line
But I too wish I was paid 20 bucks an hour just to hold up a stop sign
Cause potholes they ruined my truck
Potholes the roads around here suck
Potholes in one I once swum
A pothole once swallowed my mum
Back in 1985 we haven't seen her since cause she's stuck in the bottom of a big
Pothole.....