(with the sound effect) That means I'm debuting a new one, folks. Pulling out the old acoustic guitar....

Abby Rhodes: FOR himself.

For myself....(as he starts song) My apologies here, to John Lennon and Paul McCartney....

When I watch the news at 11
He's sitting right in front of me
Reading all the sports scores, Tim Rigby
And at about 6:20 each night he exchanges witty banter with Marty
Like "Hey buddy, pull my finger", Tim Rigby
Sing with me, children

Tim Rigby, Tim Rigby
Tim Rigby, Tim Rigby
Did Shade beat Berlin Brothersvalley, Tim Rigby?

And all the chicks around here say
He's the best dressed guy on WJAC
He wears jeans, but we can't see them, Tim Rigby
Hidden by the table.

Mitch: Yeah.

He's the best at his job anywhere
Better than the big guys on NBC
Bob Costas better watch his back from Tim Rigby

Tim Rigby, Tim Rigby
Tim Rigby, Tim Rigby
I bet he hangs with Marty, Tim Rigby

Every night at 11 I watch him with Marty Radovonic and Amy Bradley
I bet they carpool together with Tim Rigby
Left for a few weeks, but then he came back
Brought back with him a case of Pepsi
Bill Brown wants back his going away gift from Tim Rigby

Tim Rigby, Tim Rigby
Tim Rigby, Tim Rigby
He knows all the sports scores, Tim Rigby

Mitch: Oh, good.