She Thinks My Tracker's Sexy
Parody of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney
Inspired by a friend's accident involving (you guessed it) a Geo Tracker
Plowin' these fields in the hot summer sun Over by the gate lordy here she comes With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea I make a little room and she climbs on up Open up a throttle and stir a little dust Just look at her face she ain't a foolin' me She thinks my Tracker's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
When I'm flippin' along
She likes the way it's flyin' while I'm rippin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my body cast
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my Tracker's sexy

We ride back and forth 'til we run out of light Take it to the barn put it up for the night Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids One more teeny weeny ride before take her home She thinks my Tracker's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
When I'm flippin' along
She likes the way it's flyin' while I'm rippin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my body cast
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my Tracker's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks
But if it flips on a deer hit her eyes light up

She thinks my Tracker's
She thinks my Tracker's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
When I'm flippin' along
She likes the way it's flyin' while I'm rippin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my body cast
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my Tracker's sexy
She thinks my Tracker's sexy
She thinks my Tracker's sexy
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