Bo Moore:Hey can I tell ya what I want, what I really really want?
Can I tell ya what I want what I really really want?
Abby Rhodes/Mitch Edwards: Tell us what you want, what you really really want.
Bo:Hey I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
What I really really want, is some PEROGHIES!
Mitch: Yeah!
Bo:Keeyai!
Abby: Oh god....

Bo:Hey can I tell ya what I want, what I really really want?
Can I tell ya what I want what I really really want?
Abby/Mitch: Tell us what you want, what you really really want.
Bo:Hey I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
What I really really want, is a case of SCHLITZ......yay

Bo:What the hell is a zigazigah anyway, and why do these chicks want it so bad.....E-I-E-I-E-I-O....RICO SUAVE!

Bo:Yo I'll tell you what I want what I really really want
Can I tell you what I want what I really really want?
Abby/Mitch: Tell us what you want, what you really really want.
Bo:I'll tell you what I want what I really really want
What I really really want, is for THIS STUPID SONG TO END!