TOP TEN GUARANTEES WATCHING THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW

10. AUDIENCE GIVING JERRY A STANDING O GOING INTO AND COMING OUT OF EVERY BREAK




9. AT LEAST ONE FIGHT




8. PLENTY OF AUDIENCE REACTION




7. JERRY LOSING COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE SHOW AT LEAST ONCE




6. A COUPLE OF SUCKER PUNCHES




5. A ******* WHOLE ******* LOT OF ******* PROFANITY




4. PLENTY OF YELLING AND SCREAMING




3. SOMEBODY GETTING THROWN OFF THE SHOW




2. SECURITY RUSHING THE STAGE WHEN THE FIGHT STARTS

AND THE NUMBER ONE GUARANTEE WATCHING THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW:

1. THE AUDIENCE CHANTING JERRY! JERRY!AT LEAST ONCE 1