TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI
10. A PEACEFUL MEDITATION SESSION IS ONE WITHOUT GAS
9. WOOKIES ARE OFFENDED BY YOUR B.O.
8. MORE THAN HALF THE DROIDS YOU OWN DON'T FUNCTION
7. YOU DON'T THINK JABBA'S PIG GUARDS HAVE A HYGIENE PROBLEM
6. AT LEAST ONE WING OF YOUR X-WING IS BONDO COLORED
5. YOU CAN EASILY DESCRIBE THE TASTE OF AN EWOK WITHOUTUSING THE WORD "CHICKEN"
4. YOU CAN FIND NO GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THE WAY YODA TALKS
3. YOU HAVE EVER USED YOUR LIGHTSABER TO OPEN A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIEL'S (AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT???)
2. YOU THINK THAT STORMTROOPERS ARE JUST KKK MEMBERS WITH REALLY GOOD SHEETSAND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI:
1. YOU EVER LOST A HAND DURING A LIGHT-SABER FIGHT BECAUSE YOU HAD TO SPIT