10. LET ME SHOW YOU MY PICKLE
9. NO REST FOR THE WICKED
8. RIPPED THE TAGLINES OFF MY MATTRESS YESTERDAY
7. JUST BECAUSE
6. ALCOHOL INCREASES THE DESIRE AND ENHANCES THE EFFECT
5. MY KARMA RAN OVER MY DOGMA
4. THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE:  THOSE WHO CAN COUNT AND THOSE WHO CANNOT
3. TERMINAL SMARTASS, PROFESSIONAL FLIRT, AND ATTEMPTED GENTLEMAN
2. DON'T LET ANYONE INTO YOUR HEAD THAT YOUR HEART CANNOT HANDLE

AND THE NUMBER ONE CHAT TAGLINE:

1. HANGING BY THREADS OF PALEST SILVER I COULD HAVE STAYED THAT WAY FOREVER