A blonde walks up to a Coke machine in a Las Vegas casino, puts in a
few coins, and out pops a Coke. She puts some more coins into the
machine, and another can of coke pops out. She keeps putting in coins,
and cans of coke keep coming out.
A guy walks up behind her and says,
"Can I please use the machine?"
She says, "Go Away!
Can't you see I'm
winning?"

This blonde was driving down an old country road when she spots
a blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side
of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief she stands at
the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she
could not stand it any more she called out to the blonde in the field.
"Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?" The blonde
in the field stops rowing and responds,
"because it is an ocean of wheat."

The blonde standing on the side of the road is furious. She yells
at the blonde in the field. "It is blondes like you that give the
rest of us a bad name." The blonde in the field just shrugged her
shoulders and began rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road was beside herself and shook
her fist at the blonde in the field then yelled, "if I could swim
I would come out there and kick your butt."

A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object. She asks the
clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos."
The blonde then asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps keeps
cold things cold."
The blonde says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, she walks into work with her new thermos. Her blonde
boss sees her and asks, "What is that shiny object you have?"
She said, "It's a thermos."
The boss then says, "What does it do?"
She replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The blonde replies, "Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."