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The first known Committee Against Roadkill (C.A.R.) meeting

Board Members of Skunk and Oppossum Divisions of C.A.R.,
(committee against roadkill), attend "Strategic planning" dinner meeting...

C.A.R. training session..."How To Get To The Other Side
....and FAST!"

Night time C.A.R. training session...
"Run Fast, Stay Alive"

Ricky Racoon, C.A.R. negotiator, makes peace offering to Barry...

Little Peter Rabbit was too slow for C.A.R.,...and Barry...

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Negotiations between C.A.R.
(Committee Against Roadkill)and Barry, break down...

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Barry's subsequent recurring nightmare...

Let's take a peek into Barry's world, shall we?

This is Barry's kitchen...notice how well-stocked it is,
with healthy, nutritious foods...

Barry's most favorite beverage is Tang...
He dreams of being an Astronaut when he grows up...

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This is Barry before his morning Tang...

"People are strange, when you're a stranger,
faces look ugly, when you're alone..."
The Doors

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Barry's favorite food...cold, right outa the can!

And last, but not least...
A Tribute to poor departed Lance, the Canary...

Ode to Lance, by Barry

Lance, I looked on with dread
As into that mirror you smashed yer head.
When yer yellow head feathers were oozing red
I knew right then that you were dead.

But you lived on for a day or two
A braver canary I never knew.
When nigh your last breath finally drew
I knew then how much I loved you.

Fly on in heaven my dear Lance
And on silvery clouds do your birdy dance.
I'll often think of you doing your heavenly prance
Poor little head- crushed Lance.

Ya stupid Bird!

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I Think I'll Go See Zooey's Garden Again!

Or Maybe I'll Check Out Those Purty Flowers Again!

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