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Words and Music by Mae Boren Axton,Tommy Durder and Elvis Presley
Recorded by Elvis Presley
Sequenced by Gary Rogers
QUESTIONS THAT STUMPED DEAR ABBY!
Dear Abby:
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby:
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?
Dear Abby:
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much. I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
Dear Abby:
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby:
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby:
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a Good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby:
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $60 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby:
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he did it.
Dear Abby:
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.
Dear Abby:
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.
YOU`VE GOT MAIL
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
attractive female neighbor
came out of the house and went straight to
the mail box.
She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in
the house.
A little later she came out of her house again
went to the mail box and again opened it,
slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here
she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is
something wrong?"
To which she replied,"There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying,
"YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
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