Only in America

*Only in America... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
*Only in America... Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
*Only in America... Do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke.
*Only in America... Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
*Only in America... Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.
*Only in America... Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
*Only in America... Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
*Only in America... Do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in latin meaning "many," and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures."
*And in America a school teacher can get fired for having a Bible on her desk.
*Only in America do we have several unread Bibles in our home, while most of the rest of the world is begging for just one copy.
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