Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.

The Tygers of Wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.
--William Blake

Some things are loved because they are valuable;
others are valuable because they are loved.
--Beverly Kendall

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things money can't buy.

Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

Only a fool tests the water with both feet.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.