What is a Grit??
Nobody knows. Many people feel that grits are made from ground up
bits of white corn. This is obviously a lie. Nothing as good as a Grit can be made from corn. The most recent research suggests that the mysterious Manna that God rained down upon the Israelites during their time in the Sinai Desert was most likely Grits. Critics disagree, stating that there is no record of butter, salt or cheese raining down from the sky and that God would not punish his people by forcing them to eat Grits without these key ingredients.
The Ten Commandments of Grits!
1. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.
2. Thou shalt not eat thy Grits with a spoon.
3. Thou shalt not eat Cream of Wheat and call it Grits for this is blasphemy.
4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Grits.
5. Thou shalt only use Salt, Butter and Cheese as toppings for thy Grits.
6. Thou shalt not eat Instant Grits.
7. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.
8. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.
9. Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits.
10. Thou shalt not put sugar on thy Grits either.
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