Let Elvis Help

You tell Elvis that you don't know where your family is. Elvis, being the compassionate person he is, tells you that he will personally inform the Norwegian authorities that your family is missing. In the meantime, you could be his guest and stay in the same hotels, go to practises, and be hounded by the press. What a great guy!

It's too good to be true, don't fall for it! He could be a serial rapist!...(is that blasphemy?, sorry Elvis)
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