As Brian skates away from you, you think about how frustrating your life has been watching Brian skate around with that big WEDGY. You yell out, "I can't stand it anymore!" You run up to Brian, slowly reach towards the lower body, pinch your fingers around the grey, tight, fabric. You yank hard at the tights and feel the fabric peel away from the repulsive butt. Brian turns frantically and seems very surprised. You smile as you are being carried away by the security guards. Brian charges you with sexual assult. Brian Orsor testifies on your behave. His tesification was: "I too have felt the urge to dispose of that wedgy of Brian's. I've always been jealous of Brian's ability to have such BIG wedgies. I even planned to hire a hit...well, pull man to yank that wedge. Or, I would wedge it myself. I'm sure all of the viewers were thinking about how annoying the wedgy is. Just because there was only one person who took action, doesn't mean that it was wrong!" This testification wins your case and Brian wears baggy pants until his death. You make sure that judges deduct marks for wedgies.

THE END