The only insect I refuse to have anything to do with.
I mean, I love bugs, spiders, all those great creations,
But earwigs are just plain wrong!
Probably due to Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan
There was some freaky bug stuff going on there...
OR maybe it was that mean person who told me earwigs climb in your ears and lay their eggs.
I know it's not true now, but still!
Earwigs do not belong in my presence
KILL ON SIGHT!