By Bonnie Speed

1990

Written directly after Fred the Dragon

Note: This one is incredibly dumb, but I believe represents some sort of mentality. Perhaps it was an early form of mockery.

Sheep are sheep believe it or not. And one sheep was especially a sheep because is was, believe it or not a sheep. His friend the cow was especially NOT a sheep but she was especially a cow. So the especially sheep and the especially cow set off to find the duck. The duck was especially a duck because everyone else was especially something. So, the especially sheep, the especially cow and the especially duck walked until they saw a flock of sheep. Now these sheep were not especially sheep because only one sheep could be especially a sheep and that was the especially sheep.