By Bonnie Speed

1992

Written directly after The Sheep Story

Note: This one is incredibly dumb, but I believe represents some sort of mentality. Perhaps it was an early form of mockery.

The especially sheep, the especially cow and the especially duck continued on their walk. There they saw a sheep, a cow, and a duck. They claimed that they were especially a sheep, cow and duck too. The especially cows got together to think out this especially messed up mess.

"2 especially sheep, 2 especially cows and 2 especially ducks make especially sheep, cow, and ducks 2!" Said one especially cow.

"Very good especially cow #2!" Said the other, "that must mean that I am especially a cow too!"

"That is 2 complicated for us!" Said the 2 especially ducks.

"Us too!" Said the 2 especially sheep.

"We must send this funny story to the press!" Said the 2 especially cows.

"Yes and send it by 2 day priority mail!" Said the one especially sheep.

"Let's go to write it!" Said the 2 especially ducks.

"This is too much for me!" Said the especially sheep that started this believe it or not.