...you've attempted to make a Boba Fett costume.
...you'll pay any price for any Boba Fett merchandise.
...If you ever own a boat you will call it the Slave 3.
...you've tried to visited every Boba Fett website ever made.
...you know way more about Boba Fett than Lucasfilm.
...When someone asks you to do a something you reply, "As you wish."
...you're desktop theme is about Boba Fett.
...you own all Boba Fett figures, and the original one.
...you're favorite actor is Jeremy Bulloch.
...you are going to be a bounty hunter when you grow up.
...When your friend is about to have an operation you say to the doctor, "What if he doesn't survive, he's  worth a lot to me."
...Empire Strikes Back is your favorite movie because Boba Fett had a large part in it.
...you watch Episode I 11 times to see if Boba Fett is in there somewhere.
...You have his likeness tatooed on your body.
...your neighborhood friends get tired of your rusted Boba Fett Halloween armor!
...your main weapon is a sawed off Laser Rifle
...you've named your child  Boba Fett, Jeremy Bulloch, Slave 1, Fettina, etc.
...you've legally had your name changed to Boba Fett or Jeremy Bulloch.
...you draw him on your wall life sized with crayons!
...You have, or at least tried to convince your friends that your real name is Boba Fett..
...You have sympathy for Boba Fett when he falls into the great pit of Carcoon.
...You have tried to fly.
...After you win a fight you say "Am I getting paid for this?".
...You dress your little brother like boba fett, call him Joda Kast and then beat his assfault!
...You have named your ferret boba fett.
...You've been stripped of all you owned for killing a fellow protector, only to then re-emerge with the name Boba Fett.
...you buy a 10,000 dollar lifesized maquette of boba fett and try to hollow it out to fit inside.
...Have plastered Mandalorian symbols and Bantha Skulls on everything you own!
...You've wraped a friend in tinfoil (carbonite) put them  in the trunk of your car, and rode around town in your Boba Fett suit, looking for some fat guy to dress up as Jabba!
...You carry a remote with you and periodically say things like "The bounty is now in range, switching to kill setting." in a supermarket.
...You've watched all of Boba Fett's parts in Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi one frame at a time and drooled over each one.
...You've learned to scream just like Boba Fett when he slams into Jabba's sail barge.
...you've stuck little stickers on everything you own that reads "Property of Boba Fett: Touch and Be Hunted!"
...You've eaten Boba Fett flavored ice cream.
...you think that your family is originally from the Mandalore system.
...At a funeral, you mutter "He's no good to me dead."
...When you buy a Han Solo in Carbonite replica and the store clerks are about to put him in the back of your car, you command "Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold."
...until you tattoed a bantha skull on your left arm and the mandalorian army sign on your right arm.
...whenever you have a battle with your Star Wars toys Boba Fett always wins somehow.
...you buy a boba fett figure, label it jodo kast and put it in the microwave!
...you find a car company called Kuat Driveyards and bought a car called Slave 5.
...your whole wall is a collage of pictures of Boba Fett.
...you cut off Mr Winkie with the sheet metal cod piece on your boba fett costume that you forget to sand down!
...you wake up in the middle of the night totally convinced your stuck in the belly of the Sarlacc.
...you build a jetpack using gasoline as fuel and blow up your parent's garage.
...on Halloween you dress up as Boba Fett and steal candy from the kids dressed up like Han Solo.
...you have your own full costume.
...you have every book with Boba Fett on the cover or in the book.
...you were disappointed when you read "Shadows of the Empire" and Boba Fett was not in it (he was on the cover).
...you are part of a company that makes and sells Boba Fett costumes and weapons.
...you paint slave 1 on the front of your house.
...you have a technical schematic of at least one of Fett's ships.
...you know all the changes made to the boba fett costumes since the first time it was used in ESB over 15 years ago.
...you made a song about Boba Fett.