Ways to Know Boba Fett is in Love With You
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He lends you his blanket to keep your shoulders warm.
He cleans out the cage of the Slave I for you.
His helmet scanner flips down when you walk in the room.
He doesn’t wash your lipstick from his helmet.
His pet name for you is “Slave II”
“No more, no less” is how much he’ll pay for dinner.
He’s glad that you’re not “permanently damaged”.
He’ll only let you borrow his jetpack if he’s still wearing it.
He tells you, “you’re worth a lot him”
The answer to all your questions is: “As you wish”
He force-feeds you so you won’t die.
On occasion he can be heard saying: “She’s no good to me dead”
He admits to you how frightened he was in the Sarlacc Pit
If you injure your toe he chains you up for two days.
He’s got that special twinkle in his helmet.
He stares at you menacingly (this means behind his helmet he’s winking).
Everywhere you go you hear blaster fires and all the men around you seem to be dropping dead.
He lets you stroke his wookie hairs.
He doesn’t shoot you when you grab his groin.

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