Halloween Tricks

Halloween Tricks

I am aware you have visited the Halloween treats, now for the Halloween tricks(jokes). I just ask that you be nice when you go out doing these Halloween tricks so you can get good treats. If you have any good Halloween tricks that you would like me to place on here, send them my way and I'll place them here. I hope everyone gets a good laugh from these tricks.

It [the story] has to do with a little child down in Abilene, Texas,last Halloween night who said to her mother, "I don't want to be a hobgoblin or a witch or a devil. I want to be an angel." So her mother fixed her up with an angelic little garb, put a halo on her head, and gave her a sack to go out, as the children do, on a trick or treat excursion. She got down to the end of the street where she was not known, knocked at a door. She was by herself.

The man who answered was just overwhelmed by this vision of loveliness. He said, "Well, who are you?"

She said, "I'm a little angel" He reached for the biggest apple he had. She had the sack open and he dropped the apple in.

She looked down and then looked up at him and said, "You broke every cookie in my sack."

Some of these jokes are very 'bat' some might even say it is 'scary'.

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!	Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!	Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.	Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.	Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn't have a haunting license.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.	Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul	Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.	Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A. Because he is always a goblin.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.	Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? A. Whipped scream.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? A. A toasty ghosty.	Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday? A. Fangsgiving
Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.	Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A. mas-scare-a.
Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York? A. The Vampire State Building.	Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? A. Sherlock Moans.
Q. what do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skwaush? A. a squashed pumpkin pie.	Q. What is a ghosts favorite place on the web? A. www.halloween.com!
Q. what do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? A. blood-thirsty hacker baby	Q. Who was the most famous witch detective? A. Warlock Holmes
Q. how do you scare a mummy? A. with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.	Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A. Sherlock Bones.
Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? A. sour-puss	Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton? A. Napoleon bone-apart
Q. What do you call a little monsters parents? A. mummy and deady	Q. Where do most werewolves live? A. In howllywood, California
Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche? A. At a ghastly station.	Q. Where do most goblins live? A. in North and South Scarolina.
Q. What is a vampires favorite place on the web? A. www.halloween.com!	Q. Why do ghosts shiver and moan? A. It's drafty under that sheet.
Q. Why did't the skelliten cross the road? A. He had no guts.	Q. What instrument do skellitens play? A. Trom-BONE.
Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It's a pain in the neck.	Q. Why do vampires scare people? A. They are bored to death!
Q. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? A. All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.	Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? A. Every night he turns into a bat.
Q. What song does Dracula hate? A. "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.	Q. How does a girl vampire flirt? A. She bats her eyes.
Q. What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A. A grave problem.	Q. Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? A. He has a bat temper.
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. His fang club.	Q. Why did Dracula go to the dentist? A. He had a fang-ache.
Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? A. Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.	Q. Why are vampires like false teeth? A. They all come out at night.
Q. How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? A. Give him screws.	Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? A. To stop his coffin.
Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business? A. He wanted to get ahead in life.	Q. What can't you give the headless horseman? A. A headache.
Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A. A boo-tie.	Q. What is a ghosts favorite sale? A. A white sale.
Q. What do ghosts drink at breakfast? A. Coffee with scream and sugar.	Q. What's a ghosts favorite desert? A. Boo-berry pie.
Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation? A. Mali-boo.	Q. Why do girl ghosts go on diets? A. So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.	Q. When does a ghost have breakfast? A. In the moaning.
Q. What do they teach in witching school? A. Spelling.	Q. Why does a witch ride a broom? A. Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
Q. What do you call a witch's garage? A. A broom closet.	Q. What do you call two witches living together? A. Broommates.
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations? A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

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