DIRECTIONS TO HEAVEN
First of all, WHOEVER will
Must make a U-turn on the
"Road of Repentance."
Then make a Right onto
"Believe Blvd."
Keep Straight and go through
The Green Light which is
Jesus Christ.
From there, you must turn
Onto the "Bridge of Faith,"
which often goes over troubled
waters.
When you get across the
bridge, make a
Right turn and you will
be
on the "King's Highway"-
Heaven-bound.
Keep going for three miles:
One for the Father, One
for the Son,
and One for the Holy Ghost.
Then exit off onto "Grace
Blvd."
From there, make a Right
turn on
"Good News Lane."
Keep Straight and then
Make another RIGHT on
"Prayer Blvd."
As you go on your way,
Yield not to the traffic
on
"Temptation Ave."
Also, avoid Sin Street
Because it is a
Dead End;
It will take you nowhere
That you want to go,
Be sure to take a stop at
the "Rest" area
on "Easy" Avenue.
Leave all your excess weights
there.
From there, make another
Right onto
"Peace Street."
When you get to "Joy Blvd."
(That is the scenic route),
Keep Straight
And you will come to the
parking lot of
"Immortality."
It's all right to park
there.
Go into the building
Not made by hands.
Sit down and talk to KING
JESUS.
Tell Him how happy you
are
to be with Him
and dwell in His House
FOREVER!