God is Like.....
God is like Coca-Cola...............................................He's the real thing
God is like Allstate...............................................You're in good hands
God is like Bayer Aspirin..........................................He works wonders
God is like Hallmark cards..........He cares enough to send the very best
God is like General Electric........................He brings good things to life
God is like Prudential............................He gives us a piece of the rock
God is like American Airlines..............He's something special in the air
God is like Tide...................He gets out the stains that others leave behind
God is like the U.S. Army..................He wants you to be all you can be
God is like VO5............................He holds through all kinds of weather
God is like Sears.....................................................He has everything
God is like American Express..............You don't leave home without him
God is like Scotch tape.................You can't see him, but you know he's there
God is like Dial Soap..........Aren't you glad you know him? Don't you wish everyone did?
God
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God
C'mon over and bring the kids. -God
What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -God
We need to talk. -God
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God
I love you and you and you and you and... -God
Will the road you're on get you to my place? -God
Follow me. -God
Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God
My way is the highway. -God
Need directions? -God
You think it's hot here? -God
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God
Do you have any idea where you're going? -God
Don't make me come down there.-God
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