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Kids say the funniest things sometimes. Here are some things
that have been e-mailed to me and they were so cute and funny I
had to make a page for them! I know you will enjoy them, too.

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought
her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He
anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee,
and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those
little green arm guys in the bottom of the cup.

She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys be in
the bottom of my cup?" Her grandson replied, "You know grandma
it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup'"

This one was sent in by Karen Redd:

My son, at the time was about 3 years old. I noticed he had a
pocket full of apricots. I said to him, "Eric, you shouldn't
bring apricots to church." He looked at me very seriously and
said, "But mom, the bread and water they serve doesn't fill me up."

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination,
and the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell
out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely.
It was an old leaf from a tree that had peen pressed in between
the pages.

"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you
got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the
young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"

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