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The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after
the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation
would lend him their electric girdles for pancake breakfast
next Sunday morning.

The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without misical
accomplishment.

Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow

Thursday at 5 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers
ladies will start (quietly) and the rest of the congregation
will join in.

Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the
Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the
minister in his private study.

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the
cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the
new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church
hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What
is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
sinning to join the choir.

Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will
sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies
giving milk please come early.

The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the
audience.

The concert held in the Fellowship Hall was a great success.
Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored
the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth
of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.


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