What Kids Will Say!!

Through the eyes of children........

An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story
about her then four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool,
the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her
little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still
my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my
footsteps! Then the child spoke into the instrument:
"Welcome to McDonald's. - May I take you order?"

Children on Religion...

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin~5, Ryan~3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus
were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first
pancake. I can wait." Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

A student was asked to list the 10 Commandments in any order.
His answer: 3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 7.

A father was at the beach with his children when the 4 year old
son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore,
where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to
him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad
replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God
throw him back down?"

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I
grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you,"
the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're
one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned
to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say
the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The
daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I
invite all these people to dinner?"