For those of you who missed attending our family's recent simchas, you don't need to have missed the speeches they gave!
AVI'S BAR MITZVAH, JUNE 21 1998
--- Avi's speech click here
--- Akiva's speech (preliminary version) click here
--- Elly and Ariella's poem to Avi click here
ELLY'S BAR MITZVAH, FEBRUARY 5, 1996
--- Elly's speech click here
--- Akiva's speech click here
Advanced Torah ideas, excerpts from the Mail-Jewish mailing list:
--- Why do we say "s'lach lanu" immediately after Yom Kippur? click here
--- What is a Rabbi? What is Semicha? click here
--- Exactly when did Chazal ban capital punishment? And why? click here
--- Some interesting mussar from (believe it or not) Mike Tyson... click here
--- Akiva Miller's Links Page. click here
Good computer stuff. Check this out if you type Hebrew!
--- Character Map, version 2.0, for Windows click here
General funny stuff. These are not original, but they're pretty funny:
--- An essay which someone wrote on his NYU entrance application click here
--- Ideas for what kinds of bread to throw for Tashlich click here
--- A customer service call from a clueless WordPerfect user to Tech Support click here
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Not original, but very funny)
--- As answered by Star Trek characters click here
--- As answered by famous Jewish personalities click here
--- As answered by other famous personalities click here
Other original stuff from the Millers:
--- Do you know a young boy who has trouble pronouncing his R's? Have him read Irving, The Dirty Turtle.
--- Ever wonder what would happen if Xmas was a Jewish holiday? Check out The Halachos
of Xmas.