If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it
immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
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It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it
will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your
computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit
cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch
any CD's you attempt to play.
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It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so
all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will
program your phone auto dial to call only your worst enemy's number.
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This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will
drink all your beer.(For God's sake men are you listening?!?!)
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are
expecting company.
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It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind
your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
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It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a
way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will
rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which
grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
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If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair
dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
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It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with
whole milk.
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**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
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