After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at
her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your
baby," he said.
"What's wrong?"the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is a bit different," he said. "It's a hermaphrodite."
"What's that?"
"Well, it means your baby has both male and female parts."
"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean it has a penis and a brain?"
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