Subject: For those who forward me the sick child crap - You know who you are!
My Dear People,
If you don't forward this kind of stuff to me, read this
anyway. You'll get a kick out of it... if you've been
a victim of the "Sick Child Chain Mail Steamy Pile." If you
do load me up with this crap - here's me
unloading. Enjoy!
-Name withheld.
. Hello Everyone. I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is
. typing this for me, because I can't. But she is crying. Don't cry mommy. Mommy
. is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was
. God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder,
. so I don't ask her that anymore.
. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a
. body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me
. an artificial body. My body is burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors
. said that was the best they could do on account of us havin' no money.
. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't
. work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said don't cry,
. mommy and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though
. she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her bad. I hope some one will help me.
. You can help me if you forward this e-mail. Dr. Johansen said if you forward
. this that Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then
. the astronauts will collect prayers from school children from all over
. America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better.
. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in his
. church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get
. better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe
. just use lungs and heart, when the doctors make them.
. The doctors said that every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can
. take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is sad, and I want
. a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward
. this e-mail, that's o.k. Mommy says that just means you're a mean heartless
. son-of-a-b**ch who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a
. head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden
. stomach, that she hopes you die a slow horrible death so you can burn in hell.
. What kind of person are you that you can't take 5 minutes to forward this to all
. your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and
. then maybe help a poor, bodiless 9-year-old boy?
. Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard. I wish I had
. a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy Thank You.
. Billy 'Smiles' Evans,
. The boy with just a head.
. And a burlap sack for a body.
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