TO SMART WOMEN EVERYWHERE
1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know
I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton
2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly
ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong
3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my
friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even
want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner
4. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.
We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -Rita Rudner
5. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -
Wendy Liebman
6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -
Erma Bombeck
7. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing
them. -Sue Grafton
8. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -
Roseanne
9. I think-therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead
10. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country. -Elayne Boosler
11. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -
Maryon Pearson
12. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -
Gilda Radner
13. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want
anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher
14. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem
15. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -
Gloria Steinem
16. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets
at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a
dog that growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. -Marie Corelli
17. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. -Baroness
Edith Summerskill
18. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little
noose around your neck? -Linda Ellerbee
19. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep
his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
20. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -
Eleanor Roosevelt.
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