Subject: Summer Work Tips

Top Eleven Reasons for Coming to Work Naked:

11) Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your @$$ in here by 8:00am!"

10) Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

9) Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.

8) "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

7) To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your shirt.

6) You want to see if it's like the dream.

5) With a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to
your exaggerated resume.

4) People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

3) Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

2) Gives "bad hair day" a totally new meaning.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON FOR COMING TO WORK NAKED...

1) No one ever steals your chair.

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