Don Hinkle, Jr.'s Simple Page

(Yes, yet another vanity page!)

<---------Deere Fuhrer!!!

("Where the inmates run the asylum!")

Entered cyberspace on June 28, 1999
Page last updated on Janurary 19, 2004
Previously updated on July 20, 1999

THIS SITE IS BEST VIEWED FROM THE MOTHERSHIP!!!

Please note before proceeding: The graphics on the following "page(s)" have been kept to a bare                                minimum, until the speed of (affordable) modems catches up to
                               the speed of today's computers! In other words, "hurry up,
                               andwait!"NOTICE:
I'm very sorry that Geocities has a new policy. Now all FREE pages start with an annoying banner that automatically pops-up when you hit a Geocities page. I'm not fond of this, but it pays their bills and allows me this free site. Just close the pop-up and proceed (other wise check out their sponsors. They pay for this load of crapola!)
UPDATE: Currently I am in the process of moving this page and collection of crap to another site. Details will be posted as they happen!

PREFACE:

Since this "new" Web Page was launched, the world will came here to learn a few things.

Perhaps you were just surfing by, and slipped into this page. Whatever your reason, I hope you will visit frequently! One day you will hit this page, and find everything I have planned!!! I've got 11 meg. of space, what the hell else am I going to do?!

-- Don

Jumping on the Internet bandwagon, my Personal Geek Code is here

My FEW Favorite Links are here!

Interesting Names for "Breasts" I've Heard over the Years Top 10 Reasons to hate Gerald Craig in Financial Aid at ASU My favorite "names" for Gerald Craig

Also:
I wrote for the Black River Technical College school paper, "The Ink Blot" (I call it the "The Stink Blot") and here are some articles they would NOT publish. I'm adding them here because I wrote the damn things, I own them! Kiss my ass! Sullens bites! Legalize!!! Erica Pohl and Kelly Cress rule! (my "editors".)

Without a doubt this page is dedicated to the one in my life who made a difference. Without her I know I wouldn't be here.

Vanessa R. Davis-Hinkle (my daughter extraordinare!) Check out this "altered" picture of her!!!

NEWS UPDATE: Around Christmas 1997 I got a surprise in the mail from my daughter. It was a card stating that I was soon to be a grandfather! I have scanned the card and will publish the scan soon. Right now I'm trying to compress it so it won't take a week to view and keep some of it's clarity. So far, I get one or the other, but not both! Finally, the card is here!

Please click on this card for a larger image (very large!)

NOTE: In order to use this image, several items (phone numbers, addresses, etc.) have been blanked out to protect her privacy. What it says is here.

By popular request from several friends: Certainly not the greatest picture of me, but here it is anyway! It works great if you are going to use it to chase away the rats! It also scares the hell out of John Deere (Fuhrer) customers!

A Few quick (original) thoughts:

* Why is it that everyone at McDonalds is happy, except the customers?

* Why do they call it fast food? You know it's never fast!

* Why does it take a pharmasist 30 minutes to fill a prescription, when your the only one there?

* Why do people like Bill Clinton?

* Why is Gerald Craig (in Financial Aid) such an self-absorbed, unhelpful, stupefied jackass???

One last borrowed thought: "Nail two things together, that have never been nailed together before, and some schmuck will buy it!" -- George Carlin

Here are my favorite quotes, that I have compiled over the years.

MORE OF MY BIZARRE HUMOR: I have decided to add some "Quick Impressions." These are pictures with slight descriptions, that will illustrate an idea. Here they are.

Special thanks to my friend Randy Bishop for a great idea! (You thought my page was simple!)

Here is a FREE copy of the first book I ever wrote! (Use "Pk Zip" to extract it to a separate location, and use it!) All I ask is that you let me know how you like it!!! Here is another FREE book I wrote.

You can reach me via e-mail at: donhinklejr@eocities.com

All questions, comments, and suggestions will be answered. Or, you can write if you're just plain pissed off, or you think Gerald Craig sucks too (see the corresponding links)!!! Just let me know what you think!!! (Don't forget to give thanks to Geocities for giving me the chance for me to use this space for my electronic rubbish!) One last thing: SORRY about any spelling errors, I'm only human!

All I ask is that you mention "page" in the subject line of your correspondence, so I can get to your electronic correspondence first!!!

For a limited time:

This is for Buster Keaton fans. Click this link view Buster's Simon Pure Beer commercial! Hold shift and click to save it to your hard drive.

When downloading this, all I ask is that you leave the mpg file in its orginial form (as posted) and giver me credit if you use it. Also let me know if you've d/l'ed it, because I had to strip my page (some links won't work) to fit it, so I can't count how many d/l'ed it. The honor system is in effect here!

Disclaimer: Due the "holier-than-thou Internet Police," I am required to state clearly that the start-up screen titled "Nasty Naked Knookie On-Line" is meant PURELY as a joke. This might be hard to comprehend to some, but I placed it there as a parody of all those stupid cyber-porn sites! Once again, it is a joke!!! I refuse to remove it for this purpose.
I am not resposible for any injuries or paper cuts you may get while browsing this page!!!
NOTE: This has been removed until the new transition to my new site is complete!

Coming soon: For those fans of Scooby Doo, this link will take you to the Scooby Doo Museum, when it's ready!

A final note: We push the First Amendment to it's limit around here.