Top 10 Suggested Names for the BRTC Cafeteria

Don Hinkle, Jr.
Staff Writer

10. The Local Barf and Breakfast
9. Stewed Prunes Are On the Menu!
8. Mr. Ulmer's Hideout
7. All We Need is a Clown
6. Take a Wok on the Wild Side
5. Washington Scratched Here
4. School Nurse on Duty
3. Up-chuck Cafe
2. Tomaine Louies

...and the number one Suggested Name for the BRTC Cafeteria is...

1. MuckDonalds!