Top 10 Suggested Items on the BRTC Cafeteria Menu

Don Hinkle, Jr.
Staff Writer

10. Lead Wrapped Burretos
9.  Shrimp on the Barbie or Ken
8.  Shredded Knuckles and Cheese
7.  Desert Storm Surprise
6.  Turkey and SAE 30 gravy
5.  WW II Surplus Cheese Omelet
4.  Moldy Mannacotti
3.  Greased Goose Gizzards
2.  Filet of Eel

...and the number one Suggested Item on the BRTC Cafeteria Menu...

1.  Tasmanian Taffy