10. The lady that cleans the restrooms knows more about his job than he does!

9. Someone told me he used to be a butcher, but his blade was too dull!

8. Someone told me that the rings that his doctor found around his pecker, were Skoal marks.

7. He likes that pay check, more than his job.

6. His feet are more on his desk, than his head is in his work.

5. He refused to explain certain rubber attachments for his electric drill.

4. He moonlights as a dildo salesman!

3. He buddys-up to all the male students!

2. He thinks Plato was Minnie Mouse and Pluto's son.

...and the Number One reason to hate Gerald Craig in Financial Aid is...

1. One word: "Prick!"