The TV set is my shepherd. My spiritual growth shall want.
It maketh me to sit down and do nothing for His names' sake
because it requireth all my spare time.
It keepeth me from doing my duty as a Christian because
it presenteth so many good shows that I must see.
It restoreth my knowledge of the things of the world,
and keepeth me from the study of God's Word.
It leadeth me in the paths of apathy and doing
nothing in the kingdom of God.
Yea, though I live to be a hundred, I shall keep on viewing
my TV as long as it will work, for it is my closest companion.
Its sound and its picture, they comfort me.
It presenteth entertainment before me,
and keepeth me from doing important things with my family.
It filleth my head with ideas which differ
from those set forth in the Word of God.
Surely, no good thing will come of my life,
because my TV leaveth me so little time to do the will of God.
Thus I will dwell in the house of idleness and sloth forever.
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