COMPUTER EIEIO


My computer has me hooked, EIEIO
My nerves are frayed, My brain is cooked, EIEIO
With a byte byte here and a byte byte there
here a byte there a byte, everywhere a byte byte,
My computer has me hooked, EIEIO

And with that thing there comes a mouse, EIEIO
You can hear my shrieks throughout the house, EIEIO
With a click click here and a click click there,
here a click, there a click, everywhere a click click,
My computer has me hooked, EIEIO

And on that board are many keys, EIEIO
I try so hard it makes me wheeze, EIEIO
With a press down here and a press up there,
here a press there a press, everywhere a press press
My computer has me hooked, EIEIO

And on that board are symbols strange, EIEIO
They'll take you through the program range, EIEIO
With a toggle toggle here and a toggle toggle there
Here a toggle, there a toggle, everywhere a toggle toggle
My computer has me hooked, EIEIO.

There's Edit, File, and utilities, EIEIO
The mouse it glides around with ease, EIEIO
With an open here and a save as there,
Here a move there a move everywhere a move move,
My computer has me hooked, EIEIO

The printer whires and I'm under way, EIEIO
I think that thing is here to stay, EIEIO
With a Bubble Jet here and a Bubble Jet there,
Here a jet, there a jet, everywhere a jet jet
My computer has me hooked, E I E I O.