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Garrett Rules

 
  1. Don't put sugar on your cereal.
  2. Don't put cream in your coffee.
  3. Don't take long short cuts.
  4. Don't touch tarantulas.
  5. Don't drink shampoo.
  6. Don't do dishes on your birthday.
  7. Don't answer the door unless mother is right there.
  8. Don't go to the salesperson who is wearing a jacket.
  9. Always bring your swimsuit.
  10. In restaurants, don't send back meals brought to your table by mistake before sampling them.

 

 

Famous Quotes

 

 "When do we eat?" - Kimball

"I don't understand stringbeans" - Casey

"Why can't they just live together first?" - Jean

"SOME KID!" - Lewis

"I'll be there" - Kelly

"Let's go" - Alan

"Their just tomato plants" - X

 

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