Simon's Birthday Pawty
(pawty transcription written by June Booth)

to Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY

"Attention everybun it is me Bunjie in my little red vest, The Party has officially started.
First I must thank Mr. Bill he has let us party with no message limitations just for tonight.
Let us raise our glasses to our Listowner Mr. Bill and wish him to be surrounded by bunnies forever.

Well here comes the guest of honor, Simon Kallan has arrived"...
Much hooting, hollering and thumping a standing ovation for the guest of honor.
Simon takes the microphone and speaks
"Hi, it's me, Simie, the Ancient One!
I am nine, count them, NINE years old today!
Let the party begin!!!!"
("Hey, anybody seen Beebs?")

"Over there Simie she is hopping up to you.
Now I must thank my sister for organizing this and getting all of us together.
Okay party on every bun.
Help yourself to the food.
The entertainment will come later.

Look here come Aida, Minx, Penelope, Sable and Kayne. Auggie and Lyra are dancing.
Molly is dancing with Tycho and Molly is a beautiful doggie.
Dazzle has volunteered to be thrown in the punch bowl, still wondering if Elvis will mind his fur being red.

Duchess(dressed in a tux) is picking Preppy up and has rented a limo to transport the leis.

Bola is here with Pipin and they have brought a special piņata for the pawty, as it is traditional in mexican Birthday pawties!
Oh this is going to be such fun.

Oh I here the tinkling on glasses and Auggie is rising to make a toast." Auggie:

("Oh another toast is about to be given...quiet please!")
"Ahem. May I have your attention please?
I have written a tribute to my friend Simon.
I am 3 this year, and I hope to live as long as Simon.
A toast to Simon!

Simon is a bunny boy
Who's lived a bunch of years.
He has a soft and fuzzy coat,
And great big droopy ears.

He's been immortalized, you bet;
Mom formed him in ceramic.
And he is known o'er all the world;
He really is dynamic!

His famous happy honk is known
Atlantic to Pacific.
And other places 'round the world.
That Simie is terrific!

He has about a million socks,
And no two quite the same.
He still has time for average buns,
In spite of all his fame.

You have a place in all our hearts!
We really think you're swell!
A Happy Birthday, Simon K.
And many more as well!"

More thumping and honking and the applause is deafening.
"Wonderful poem."