From my laboratory in the castle east,
to the master bedroom, where the vampires feast.
The ghouls all came from their humble abode, to
get a jolt from my electrodes. They did the mash......

The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun.
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his Son.

The scene was rocking, all were digging sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his babe hounds.
The coffin baggers, were about to arrive with their
vocal group, The "Crypt Kicker Five."
They played the Mash......