A burglar was robbing a house one night.  As he was sneaking through the
 
 house, flashlight in hand, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching
 you."
 The burglar spun around toward where the voice had come from and in the
 beam of his flashlight he saw a parrot.  Putting his light right in the
 bird's face he asked, "What did you say?"  The bird again said, "Jesus
 is
 watching you."  The burglar then asked, "Who the heck do you think you
 are?".  The parrot answered, " My name is Moses."  The burglar then
 asked,
 quite sarcastically, " What kind of danged fool names a parrot Moses?"
 The
 parrot replies, " The kind that names a Rottweiler 'Jesus'."