2. If you let anybody take pictures of you naked, keep them in your own locked box and wear the key around your neck.
3. Never get serious about a man with scabs on his knees, a toothpick in his mouth and/or another woman's name tattooed on his arm.
4. Never date your best girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, no matter how many years have passed or how often she swears it's OK.
5. Number of times you can call him before worrying that his never calling you constitutes a hint: Three
6. Number of times you can sleep with him before assuming that bad sex might be more than the jitters: Three
7. If you haven't met the parents, it's too soon to stop using condoms.
8. Don't say "I love you" if you really don't, even in the throes of the most amazing orgasm ever.
9. If you're not sure whether to go out with him again ... go. If you're not sure whether to sleep with him ... don't.
10. If size matters, find out before you get too involved. Oh yes you can!
11. Whatever it is you'll expect from him in 6 months or 6 years, from helping around the house to an orgasm every time, expect it of him at the very beginning.
12. Revel in every minute of the freedom, variety and excitement of being single.
