You Jump ... I Jump
Titanic version - You jump ... I jump.
Friend version - I want to jump ... anybody else want to jump ?
Leadership version - I jump ... all of you jump after me.
Follower version - We will jump after you jump.
Coward version - You jump ... tell me if it is ok ... then I jump.
Calculative version - I've already jumped last time ... now it is your turn to jump.
Commercial version - You should jump because all celebrities and famous people jump.
Programmer version - If (you.jump()) then (I.jump())
Complicated version - If you jump then I jump. That means if you don't jump, I might still jump.
Doubtful version - You jump .... are you sure you want to jump? .... no kidding? ...promise?
Gambler vesion - We'll throw a coin: if it is heads I jump ...if it is tails you jump.
Tarzan version (just got to know Jane) - "You Jump, me Tarzan".
Forrest Gump version - My name is Jump, Forest Jump".
007 version - My name Bond, Jumps Bond.
Copyright 1998 Joey