Silly things to ponder...
Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am, e.s.t.
God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.
God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually NOT my fault.
God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, please feel free to ASK me!
Lord, help me to take things more seriously, especially laughter, parties, and dancing.
God give me patience, and I mean right NOW!
Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?)
God, help me to finish everything I sta
God, help me to keep my mind on one th -- Look a bird -- ing at a time.
God help me to do only what I can, and trust you for the rest. And would you mind putting that in writing?
Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.
Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.
Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.
Lord, help me slow down andnotrushthroughwhatIdo.
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Does the reverse side have a reverse side?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors?
Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
You know that little indestructible black box that's used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
What's another word for synonym?
How can there be self-help groups?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
What is the speed of dark?
