STUPID AND PATHETIC

Who is stupid and pathetic?

You may be stupid and pathetic if...
  • you have ever felt more for a person than they felt for you and you tried to convince them why they should feel the same as you
  • you didn't end a relationship when you knew you should have
  • you got married even though you knew your relationship had irreparable flaws that would create the eventuality of divorce

    Links

  • V.P.'s corner

    Membership info

  • no application form need
  • simply make note of the incident as listed above or a similar incident
  • make a membership card including your name (a pseudonym if you desire, however, this will not help you recover) and the date you commenced membership. Month, year. If year only can be stated, this if fine. If you cannot remember the first stupid and pathetic incident, use the current month and year.
  • keep your membership in a place where you will be sure to see it, your wallet, hanging on the bathroom mirror, as a reminder to NOT be stupid and pathetic
  • if a new incident of stupidity and patheticness, you must destroy your card and create a new one.
  • remember, you didn't get stupid and pathetic in day, so it will take more than one day to NOT be stupid and pathetic.

    Please do not fear the stigmatism of being a member of this club. The president and vice president are vibrant, intelligent women whose only weaknesses are falling in love and have so much persistence that they can't let go under even the most dire of circumstances. 1