Daybook: 2001, Week 15

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Highlights

2001-04-09 (Mo)

 

Weather: Sunny for much of the day, but the rain always threatens, and finally delivers around 6. 14 and quite muggy.

Phew! What a busy day. Preparing PCs for our annual meeting. Using ghosting software to clone them saves a lot of time, but I need to remove & replace the hard disc from each one. Five in a day, repacking each in the original crate, is blinkin' hard work!

johnathan woodgate after the non-verdictThe trial of two Leeds United footballers accused of beating an Asian student unconscious is halted after a Sunday newspaper published race allegations by the victim's father. After three days of deliberations the jury was suddenly discharged by Justice Poole, who will tomorrow decide whether there should be a retrial.

In a hard-hitting ruling, the judge attacked the Sunday Mirror for publishing a "highly emotive" interview with Mohammed Najeib, father of student Sarfraz Najeib who was beaten unconscious by a gang of white youths in Leeds city centre in January last year. Najeib refused to accept the judge's view that there was no racial element to the attack on his son. Today Justice Poole asked the jury of seven men and four women if any of them had seen or discussed the article, and when the answer was "yes" he discharged them.

"In this article the victim's father - of whom the court has nothing but sympathy in his anguish at his son's ordeal - makes clear his rejection of the court's direction to the jury that the incident was not racially motivated. Can I make it clear once again the direction was not based on any opinion of mine but was a conclusion reached by the prosecution in a painstaking examination of the evidence. It seems it's a conclusion that is unwelcome in certain quarters where evidence is less important than perception. Whatever the intention behind this publication the effect is that all that effort is derailed. Justice cannot be done in the sort of atmosphere created by a publication such as this and where the racial issue that this court has sought to exorcise has now been revived in emotional terms."

Woodgate, 21, Bowyer, 24, and two of Woodgate's friends Neale Caveney and Paul Clifford, both 21, have pleaded not guilty to affray and causing grievous bodily harm with intent to Sarfraz. He was allegedly chased more than 300 yards from the Majestyk nightclub in Leeds city centre to the Mill Hill area, where he was punched and kicked on the ground suffering a broken leg, nose and collarbone.

Last week another Leeds United player, Michael Duberry, 25, was cleared with Woodgate, Clifford and Caveney of perverting the course of justice in a conspiracy by allegedly destroying evidence. Earlier in the trial a further Leeds player, Tony Hackworth, 20, was found not guilty on the judge's direction of affray and grievous bodily harm.

A market trader is convicted of breaking weights and measures legislation by selling his fruit in pounds and ounces in the first prosecution of its kind in Britain. Greengrocer Steven Thoburn, 36, of Sunderland, was convicted of breaching the Weights and Measures Act 1985 in a hearing which district judge Bruce Morgan said centred around the "most famous bunch of bananas in legal history".
In his ruling, Mr Morgan told Sunderland Magistrates Court that he was aware that regardless of the verdict the case would be going to appeal. "It has been made clear to me that despite the decision of this court the matter will be taken elsewhere." Next stop: the appeal court.

Crown prosecutors are considering the launch of a fresh inquiry into the Paddington rail disaster that could lead to manslaughter charges being brought against senior staff at Railtrack. Action would be taken on the grounds that the company was aware of the signal dangers that caused the accident, which killed 31 people in October 1999.

tiger receives his second green jacket from last year's winner, vijay singhTiger Woods becomes the first professional golfer to hold all four major championships after he won the Masters at Augusta. The 25-year-old birdied the 18th to finish 16 under par and two shots ahead of second-placed David Duval. It had been the fiercest of dogfights among the dogwood trees and when, at the end, Woods holed from 18 feet for a birdie at the 18th, he broke down and the tears flowed. Both Mickelson and Duval, win-less in the majors so far, made no secret of their desire to succeed in this event and Woods had to to produce some of his incredible best to hold them over the front nine.

Woods went through the first green, hit a poor chip some 10 feet past the hole and missed the par putt. That was to be his only mistake and one quickly remedied with a birdie at the long 2nd. He went on to birdie the 7th from seven feet and the 8th from 10 feet, to move to 14 under par. His playing partner Mickelson remained, as he started, only one behind, while up ahead Duval was compiling an incredible round. He had six birdies, two bogeys and a solitary par on the front nine and then birdied the 10th to catch Woods at 14 under.

There are three players best fitted to challenge Woods in the long term. They are Els, winner of two US Opens, and Duval and Mickelson, who have yet to open their major championship account. All three have been world No 2, Mickelson's current position. Nine years ago, he was the most talented amateur to turn professional since Jack Nicklaus. It was thought to be ony a short matter of time - before he won his first major and certainly no one suspected nearly a decade later he would still be striving for that most important of breakthroughs.

Mickelson is famous for his "flop", a shot for which he uses a wedge with the face wide open, cutting under the ball and sending it almost vertically into the air. It is spectacular and, when it works, exceedingly effective. At the 14th, though, it failed. He was perhaps 60 feet from the pin when he started and still 30 feet away when he finished.Then he three-putted. Most of the players in this world-class field would have saved a par four from Mickelson's position after two shots, and it is hard to think that any of them would have taken more than five, a conjecture Mickelson unconsciously supported later.

He said of that 14th hole: "It's not ideal to make a double-bogey. That's not my plan of action. I need to reduce my mistakes a touch. Turn the double into a bogey. "I'm not perfect and I'm going to miss putts. I will make bogeys. But if I can just turn the sixes into fives . . ."

 

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2001-04-10 (Tu)

 

Weather: Sunny spells, but showers at hometime. 14.

Jonathan Woodgate and Lee Bowyer will face a retrial on charges of serious assault. The judge ruled that the retrial of Bowyer, Woodgate and his two friends, Paul Clifford and Neale Caveney, will start on October 8. Lawyers for the four defendants immediately said they would appeal against the decision. Clifford's counsel, Nigel Sangster QC, said the retrial would be "vigorously opposed". "A fair trial before a jury with no preconceived views in this case is impossible."

The Netherlands becomes the first country to legalise euthanasia. The Dutch upper house votes to approve bill allowing doctors to help patients end their lives. The new legislation will hardly change the current practice of mercy killings, according to the government. The justice minister, Benk Korthals, said the bill formalises guidelines adopted in 1993, under which doctors have been assisting suicides with tacit approval.
Under the strict limitations of the new law, a patient would have to be undergoing irremediable and unbearable suffering, be aware of all other medical options and have sought a second professional opinion. The request would have to be made voluntarily, persistently and independently while the patient is of sound mind.

location mapA disgruntled resident may have been behind a coded bomb warning which resulted in a £20,000 Alfa Romeo being blown up by police. The warning about the car parked in Chiswick also caused commuter chaos as part of the District and Piccadilly lines were closed. Hundreds of people were moved while police examined the suspect car in Wolseley Road and used a controlled explosion to blow open the boot. Nothing was found, but then it emerged that the car - with a personalised number plate - had been there for more than two months.
The owner of the Alfa Romeo is away on business in Hong Kong. His brother accompanied police officers to look over the wrecked vehicle. When confronted by an angry resident about why the car had been left in their road, he admitted it was because of parking fees in his own street. The brother, who didn't want to be named, said he viewed what had happened to the car as "poetic justice". He added: "The police have told me that the caller used the same coded warning used in the BBC attack last month. They think it may have been a disgruntled resident."

Paulo
Not that I advocate copyright infringement or anything, specially when there's still a petition going on for the copyright holders to release the complete series in DVD, but I'm a bit surprised that you can't find any episodes online. With the arrival of DiVX and all that...
I have a moral argument that broadcast media becomes abandonware some years after it's last been shown in a market. Whether we like it or not, MSCL is has aired in the past 18 months in the US and Europe, and probably in other countries as well.

There's also the argument that copyright is in place for far too long. Back in 1950, the US copyright law was 26 years, renewable for another 26. The UK was life of the author or 25 years, whichever was longer. The current position - life plus 70 years - will keep MSCL in copyright well into the *next* century. It feels unjust and a restraint of something.

there's somebody knocking on the door, so I'm going to open it. Strange, I'd swear I just heard the guy say something about "FBI"...
As any fule knows, the FBO has no jurisdiction outside the Thirteen Colonies. Readers are pointed to the logical corollary of the Eleventh Amendment to the Colonial Constitution, which makes other country's laws non-events in the Colonies. What's sauce for the goose...

Of course, now that we've rescinded acceptance of the Colonies' unilateral declaration of independence, there is no Federation to have any sort of office furniture, still less a Bureau that Obfuscates. Which also means that there's no logical premise for the X Fools, but that's not stopped Mouldy and Sulky for the past ten years...

 

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2001-04-11 (We)

 

Weather: Cloudy, the odd sunny spell. 12.

Great. Yet another of *those* days. One of the main servers suffers from a memory lapse, and we need to call an engineer out. Then, end of the day, coming down the hill, and pow! Car hits my bike. I'm not hurt - a few grazes, a really stiff back, and kinda shaken up. The bike's front wheel is totalled. The guy is apologetic and will make good his damage.


Government scientists today said there is light at the end of the tunnel for Britain's foot-and-mouth epidemic. Chief scientific adviser Professor David King says the policy of culling affected animals quickly seemed to be halting the spread of the disease. There was still a long way to go. "The flattening out of the epidemic has been confirmed and the data even show a possible downward trend since the end of March .. . the signs remain cautiously encouraging."

In midweek football, wins for the top over the bottom. Leaders Man Utd beat mid-table Charlton 2-1; second-top Arsenal thrashes second-bottom Man City 4-0. Spurs beat anchor side Bradford 2-1, and Ipswich and Liverpool tie 1-1.

...a leak of the marketing plan for Birtney's third ablum. Of course, this could be a planted leak (see May) and readers are urged to approach with a pinch of salt. Or a large dollop of silicone...

Goals for Britney Spears third album:

While maintaining Britney Spears performance with the under 20 demo the third album should position her to expand her penetration of the 20 to 34 demo. It is expected that future sales will suffer during the transition as she will lose more sales from the under 20 demo than she will initially gain in the 20 to 34 demo. The short term damage involving this should be offset by continued performance with her fourth and fifth albums she has under contract with Jive.

Pepsi has targeted several million dollars in ad buys for their “Joy of Britney” campaign. This will relieve us from the need of paid promotion until closer to the new album release and keep her in the public eye even while she maintains a low profile.

The use of lower cost promotional opportunities to shift the Britney Spears image can be judged a success. Market research shows that of the acts performing at the Superbowl Britney Spears and Aerosmith generated the most impact with the 20 to 34 demo. As well the “Rock in Rio” incident, although unplanned, also worked in moving her away from a teeny-bopper image. We should discuss with her and her people the possibility of creating similar “spontaneous” outburst in the future. Care must be taken with the development of the scripts so as not to create excessive alienation.

The decision to make the DLMBTLTK video her least expensive has turned out to be a good one. One inexpensive set, no dancers or special effects does not seem to have dented the popularity among her core video viewing group and the research shows that the video is generating better positives among the 20 to 34 demo than the first 3 videos from OIDIA.

April:
Limit award show appearances to the World Music Awards, in Monaco. Only appear at Nick and Blockbuster awards as a presenter, performer or if she is going to get an award.

May:
Piggy-back on the Random House promotion for her novel. In order to fee up time for the movie and album production encourage the extensive use of Lynne Spears alone for daytime shows such as the Today Show, Regis and Rosie (Katie Couric has expressed strong interest in interviewing Lynne Spears). Limit Britney Spears to select joint appearances and one or two late-night appearances. Let Random House pay for all the promotional costs if possible.
Try and generate free publicity by leaking Britney’s going to a Madonna concert. Plant rumours of an on-stage appearance and other speculation. This should generate significant press coverage at a low cost and give her fans something to talk about for several weeks. Begin to plant rumours on the Internet about her new album and movie. Select appearances with NSYNC to piggy-back on their promotion in order to maintain a public profile. Perhaps another engagement rumour but this will have to be handled delicately to avoid excessive backlash from NSYNC fans.

August:
Visit secondary international markets that will not be visited in the main album promotion. New Zealand, Australia, Singapore, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Taiwan, China, Manila, South Africa, the Persian Gulf. Possible photo-ops - Britney on top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge (if Mandy Moore can get a photo in the Australian papers doing it Britney should get worldwide coverage) - on the Great Wall of China - in front of Table Mountain in Capetown. Check with the Department of Defence on a visit to an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf, that would be a huge photo-op, help shift her image plus the sailors would enjoy it.

September:
Introduce first single via premier as a performance on the VMA’s. Release the first single to radio and premier the video 2 weeks after the VMA’s. Combine it with a large TRL promotion. Release a Limited Edition Enhanced Maxi-CD Single containing her new single with remixes, video and an audio/video message promoting the album. With only a few hundred thousand available in the US it should be designed to sell-out quickly. The scarcity will add to its promotional value and whet the appetite for the album.
Pay promotional costs for extensive radio airplay plus agree to joint promotional appearances at major-market radio stations (such as Z-100 in NYC, KISS in LA and KISS in Toronto) if the stations agree to put the new single in heavy rotation.
Begin a Fall tour similar to the Crazy Tour. Possibly add a new feature similar to the mall-tours of the past but targeted at Universities to help shift her image. Something like a College Dance party hosted by Britney on select campuses such as Michigan, UConn., Colorado and a few more.

October:
Go to Europe for appearances in Britain and Germany (the 2 biggest European markets). Host SNL, appear on daytime and late-night talk shows. Rolling Stone cover, EW cover plus extensive press interviews and continuous radio interviews. Album released following a full week of MTV promotion plus paid advertising to target older demo’s. Canadian promotion the week following the album release.

End tour in early December. Select appearances at radio stations Xmas concerts that agree to put the second single into heavy rotation. Give Britney 2 weeks off for Xmas.

January:
Promotional Options: Rehearsals for the brand new, even bigger World Tour Show. Appearance at the Superbowl to be held in her hometown of New Orleans and the AMA’s. Begin world tour in the Southern Hemisphere returning to North America in March.

 

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2001-04-12 (Th)

 

Weather: Cloudy all day, with the odd spot of rain. 11.

The top of my back is a little stiff, and I had real trouble sleeping overnight. Take the day off work - I wouldn't be able to concentrate at all.

Television highlights: Classic Nick Jr - Clangers, Paddington, Ivor the Engine. Hurrah! And Treasure Hunt in Bedfordshire. Forgotten how good it was.

Restless, the 4th season finale of Buffy. Experimental television, and if I could concentrate through the pain, I'm sure it would work.


Colin Myler, editor of the Sunday Mirror, resignes abruptly. He walked out of the paper's Canary Wharf headquarters just before 1pm today. He will be replaced by Tina Weaver, deputy editor of the Mirror. Myler's resignation comes after a turbulent week, which started with an article related to the Leeds footballers trial. On Monday, the trial was halted and the jury discharged as a result of the article. On Tuesday, the paper expressed its "deep regret" over the subsequent chain of events. The paper still faces contempt of court charges. "What happened on Sunday was chronically out of character for him. Nobody knows how that article was published," said one loyal member of staff.

The US-Red China stand-off over that spy plane ends, as the crew of 24 is allowed to fly home. Red China accepted a letter apologising for the death of a jet pilot, who rammed into the spy plane a week and a half ago.

Ann Widdecombe is left fuming as a carefully orchestrated attack on the Government's immigration record turned to embarrassment when she was banned from entering a French camp for asylum seekers. The Tory shadow home secretary crossed the Channel with journalists in tow, hoping to put the asylum issue firmly on the election agenda. But she found herself marooned in Calais, barred from Europe's largest refugee camp, home to hundreds of asylum seekers for the last 20 months.
The camp at Sangatte, run by the Red Cross in a warehouse owned by Eurotunnel, is seen as a stopping-off point for asylum seekers who make daily attempts to get into Britain as stowaways on ferries and trains.
Miss Widdecombe claimed French authorities had blocked her visit and said they may have been put under pressure by British Government ministers. "The French government have told the Red Cross I cannot go in because it is too close to a general election in Britain. It would appear someone from our Government has interfered and influenced the French government. The centre is owned by Eurotunnel and run by the Red Cross. It's completely inexcusable. British politics has nothing to do with the French."

To create a competition where an international team can stroll to a world record score looks like statistical misfortune. To let them smash that record 48 hours later looks like carelessness. Not that Fifa, the world game's governing body, subscribed to that view overnight after Australia beat American Samoa 31-0 (THIRTY-ONE) in a World Cup qualifier, just two days after beating Tonga 22-0 (TWENTY-TWO). At one point a confused scoreboard operator at Coffs Harbour, New South Wales put it at 32-0, although Fifa will only confirm a mere 31 when the referee's report is submitted.
That American Samoa, the world's worst footballing nation, ranked 203rd, need to get better is not in doubt, but the odds were stacked against them from the start. Their coach, Tunoa Lui, had been forced to pick effectively a third-tier XI after most of his first-choice players were ruled ineligible because they were not American passport holders. Most of his Under-20 players were also unavailable as they were taking exams. So the side playing Australia were a baby XI, literally in the case of the midfielder, Baby Mulipola. The team had an average age of 19 and included two 15-year-olds.
Scoring a lot of goals earned Archie Thompson a place in the record books. The striker, who plays for Marconi Stallions in the Australia National League, had netted only once in international football before yesterday when he hit 13, three more than the old record in international football. Denmark's Sofus Nielsen scored 10 against France in a 17-1 win at the 1908 Olympics and Germany's Gottfried Fuchs scored 10 when his side beat Russia 16-0 at the 1912 Games.

 

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2001-04-13 (Fr)

 

Weather: Sunny at last! 13.

Myself, Roy, and Mae meet up at Jo's flat in deepest Bloomsbury. Share lunch, open the bottle of wine, and set for somewhere to go.

Mae's tried to get in touch with Gopher, and rings his home phone number. That has an answering machine that gives his mobile. Mae calls, and Gopher answers. He's down the pub, and is too happy to join us. (I think that's what he say...)

We decide to aim for Regent's Park, and promptly set off in exactly the wrong direction. Making the most out of this diversion, we head to Russell Square station, and its temporary ticket office in the depths of a side-street. Roy meets a gentleman from Oslo, and suggests that as he's not looking to return from Heathrow today, he only purchases a single ticket. Of such niceties are diplomatic incidents avoided.

Down the lift, onto the first train heading west. This is the correct direction, and we alight five stops later at Green Park. Surfacing, we figure that although it's sunny, it's still muddy underfoot, and maybe sitting on the grass is not such a good idea.

Mae has already learned to laugh at the tourists looking at the Duke of Buckingham's house, and also not to step in the way of their photo shoots.

As it's almost a day since Roy has last had a beer, we ask him to develop his pub radar (SM) and find the nearest licensed premises. They turn out to be the King's Arms, Buckingham Palace Road, where talk is cheap, drink is less cheap, and the clientele has a fast turnover.

Which leads to home time, but not before Mae has confused some poor passing chap into taking a photo. Get in frame, point, zoom, click. Simplicity.

 

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2001-04-14 (Sa)

 

Weather: Cloudy weather returns, with a chilly wind. 10.

the green pm?Tony Blair is losing the battle to reassure voters about British produce, according to a new poll which reveals that three-quarters of the nation no longer trusts the government on the crucial issue of food safety. Last year's exposure of the BSE cover-up, together with vast public opposition to GM foods and anxiety about the foot and mouth crisis, has led 72% of the public - and 57% of Labour voters - to disregard ministers' blandishments. The ICM findings, which appear in the Ecologist magazine, are likely to make uncomfortable reading.
The research, conducted three and a half weeks ago as the foot and mouth epidemic escalated dramatically, reveals the public are sceptical of the prime minister's claims to be "green" - despite promising five weeks ago to make Britain a leading player in "the coming green industrial revolution". Mr Blair announced £100m of new money to support wind and solar power and pledged to ratify the Kyoto protocol before the end of next year.
Sixty-five per cent of the public believe Labour has done nothing to improve the environment since it came to power. The figures reflect the views of his chief environmental adviser, Jonathan Porritt, who last September accused the prime minister of "downgrading" green issues, despite promising in Labour's manifesto to put them "at the heart of government".
Two-thirds think there should be more emphasis on organic research - rather than GM foods, which gain 13 times as much government funding - and almost half (45%) believe there should be a ban on importing and testing GM crops in Britain. Three-quarters of those surveyed believe Britain's beleaguered railway should be re-nationalised.
Commenting on the survey of 1,000 adults, Charles Secrett, director of Friends of the Earth, said: "Labour ignores this poll result at its peril." The magazine's editor, Zac Goldsmith, added: "This is a picture of a public which cares a lot about issues that don't even appear on the radar screens of most politicians."

Football: Friday's matches saw Leeds beat Liverpool 2-1, to move into the final European League slot. Bradford upset the form-book by winning at Charlton, 2-0.

Dwight Yorke scored twice as Manchester United captured a 4-2 win over Coventry on Saturday to clinch its third straight Premier League soccer title and seventh in nine years. Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes had the other goals for United, which clinched the league crown with five regular-season games remaining. John Hartson had both goals for Coventry. United's title was the earliest that the Premier League has ever been won. It also marked the first time since Liverpool in 1982, '83 and '84 that a team has won three straight championships in the top level of English soccer.

United secured the overall title when Middlesbrough beat Arsenal 3-0. That left the Manchester side with an insurmountable 16-point lead over second-place Arsenal with five games remaining. The win was Middlesborough's first at Arsenal in 62 years and marked the Gunners' first league home loss of the season. Arsenal proved to be its own worst enemy, scoring two own goals. Hamilton Ricard had the other for Middlesbrough.

First-division Fulham guaranteed itself promotion to the Premier League with a 2-1 victory over Huddersfield.

In other Premier League action: Aston Villa 2, Everton 1; Chelsea 1, Southampton 0; Ipswich 1, Newcastle 0; Leicester 1. Manchester City 2; Sunderland 2, Tottenham 3 and West Ham 3, Derby 1. Middlesbrough's victory moved it five points clear of relegation with 35 points, the same as Derby. Bradford has only 21 points in last place. Coventry and Manchester City are both in the other relegation spots with 30 points each.

Ipswich's victory moved it back into third with 56 points behind Arsenal (60) and Manchester United (76). Leeds also has 56 points after its 2-1 victory Friday over Liverpool. The top three teams in the league are guaranteed places next season in the Champions League.

League tables: 1 (1) Man Utd pl 33 - 76 *Champs 2 (2) Arsenal 33 - 60 3 (3) Ipswich 33 - 56 4 (4) Leeds 33 - 56 5 (7) Chelsea 32 - 51 6 (5) Liverpool 31 - 50 7 (6) Sunderland 33 - 49 16 (17) Middlesborough 33 - 35 17 (16) Derby 33 - 35 18 (18) Man City 34 - 30 19 (19) Coventry 33 - 30 20 (20) Bradford 32 - 21 Tracker points: 1 (1) MUN 1228 2 (2) LEE 1142 3 (5) CHE 1096 4 (3) ARS 1092 5 (4) LIV 1065 6 (7) IPS 1056 16 (14) DER 928 17 (17) COV 915 18 (18) NWC 906 19 (19) MCY 871 20 (20) BRA 859

Today's telly: CHUMS (ITV) Dec starts a B&B at the flat, all to get a date with Russian Eurobird Alosu. She falls for Ant in his maid's outfit. ****
Daria: (1997, 5) Quinn goes to Dr Schar and "needs" $6000 to make herself look beautiful. For $10,000, Daria could look just like Quinn. One of the best episodes. ****
The Tribe: (5) Bray turns down a new life with Moon, but we won't have seen the last of her. Ned starts a new life with Alice at the farm. Ebony finds out about the Guardian's sanity. ***
Dog Eat Dog: (BBC1) See full review below. ***
Rock Family Trees: (1995, VH1) The second Mersey beat, tracing the links between Echo And The Bunnymen, the Teardrop Explodes, Dead Or Alive Frankie Goes To Hollywood and the Lightning Seeds. No mention of "Three Lions" shows the series needs serious revision. ** 1/2.
Indecent Seduction (1996, Living) TV movie featuring Mary Kay Place as Camille Cherski, and Alyson Hannigan as Willow before she met Buffy. **

Right, pulling all this together...

Thanks to everyone who has written (including Andrea and Enrique, and others off list) expressing their symapthies and best wishes. As of now, I'm still a little sore, have a few scratches and a bent wheel, but that's all. Honest.

Jaeda
Um...glad to hear you're ok, but what in the hell is a bonnet?
It's the front cover of a car, just above where they keep the engine. In true Bad ASCII Art style, here's a diagram.

windscreen ___________
        v /           |
 bonnet  / ****  **** | boot
    v   /  ****  **** |  v
    ___/   ****  **** |_____
   |____ ____________ ______|_.oO <-- exhaust pipe
________O____________O__________  <-- road
        ^-- tyres ---^

Readers from outside the UK should note that this *is* Bad ASCII Art, and not all cars in this country are built like tanks.

A bonnet is also, as byron pointed out, a hat with ribbons and flowers, traditionally worn around Easter and May Day.

couldn't for the life of me figure out why Iain would be biking down the street with a frilly hat on, but it was fun to picture
Well, if you've got a frilly hat in which I could pose...

Angela
Erm...isn't cycling to work rather *dangerous*?
Not particularly, in theory. It's a trip of about a mile and a half, along side streets and back roads. There's one junction where my route has priority. Not that that counts for much when drivers are imbeciles.

It always appears to me that drivers *love* to target motorcyclists, cyclists, and sports car drivers.
When the roads are so twisty they don't allow speeds much above 15mph, target practice tends to go out of the window and the driver concentrates on getting from A to A and back again.

REVIEW: DOG EAT DOG

"One of these people could be winning £10,000. But to do so, they must eliminate all the others in a fight for survival." Metallic graphics, photos of the contestants. Blinkin' heck, it's (The) Weakest Link all over again.

Six contestants are packed away to a 24-hour "bonding" course, where the team is supposed to learn all about each others' strengths and weaknesses. We're shown a film introducing each contestant, a quick voice-piece from each, then into the studio games.

There's an opportunity lost here already - the day out seems to have been full of challenges, enough to make perhaps 90 minutes of action.

In each round, the contestants vote for someone else who they think will *fail* the test. The contestant picking up the most votes will take the test. Fail, they're out. Succeed, and they get to nominate one of the people who voted for them for elimination.

Ulrika's catchphrase: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to choose the loser."

During the voting, we see more voice-pieces from the contestants, suggesting how they might vote. It seems these are shot at the time of the day out. Votes are cast on a scribble-board, similar to TWL Champions, or Final Jeopardy!

The finale is a head-to-head game, with the first to complete the task gaining the *chance* to win the jackpot - GBP10,000. There are five questions to be split (one each) amongst the five losers, who count as a team. First team to get three correct wins; if it's the losers, they split the money between them.

Ulrika tries her best to look like Anne Robinson, even down to the black outfit. However, she's not Anne. She's slightly nice, and is in an improbable position - being a bit bolshie to find out why contestants have voted for each other, but being friendly and encouraging to those taking the challenges. It's a very difficult role, but Ulrika does a decent job. She does have the annoying habit of stalling at moments of tension, as Anne Robinson did in early episodes of (T)WL.

The set is done in a blue-purple colour, which attempts to look like canine teeth, but looks more like a bunch of cones left lying around a roundabout.

Overall: it's a promising format, but there's something slightly missing, and I can't put my finger on it. Perhaps it's because the contestants know each other far better than we do; perhaps it's Ulrika's stalling when the game needs to flow. Perhaps it's the intrusive studio audience and OTT music, but there's a smidgeon of work to be done before this becomes a real hit.

For those interested, the rounds in this week's premiere show were a physical challenge, a word-play challenge, an observation challenge, a math and memory test, and a soft-stepping challenge.

Presenter: Ulrika Johnsson
Format: Andy Culpin, Sarah Edwards, Andrew Sloane
Producer: Mike Agnew
Executive Producer: David Young
BBC, 2001

 

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2001-04-15 (Su)

 

Weather: A sunny start turns into rain by mid-morning. 11.

Today's telly Wanted (1996, Horizons) Richard Littlejohn and chums can't catch people anywhere in the country. ***
World Beat (CNN) Tedious music review. *
Treasure Hunt (1986, Challenge) Round Surrey on a hot summers' day. See Annie and the gang cram into the back of a painter's van. See the M25 free of traffic, it's still under construction. And Annie visits the circus, and gets an unexpected cake. ***
Fly Away Home (1996, BBC1) Jeff Daniels, Anna Paquin, a flock of geese. Jolly good stuff. ***
Jay Leno (Wednesday, CNBC) Interviews Anne Robinson, but only for five minutes. * 1/2.

San Marino Grand Prix David Coulthard is the pole-sitter, but Ralf Schumacher takes the lead into the first corner. He holds on to give Williams their first team win since September 1997. Brother Michael leaves us just before half distance with a brake failure. While it's not as spectacular a race as Brazil, it shows that Williams and Jordan - taking 5th and 6th - are forces to be reckoned with.

Chart News

The Stereophonics take #1 album with JEEP, with Ocean Colour Scene and Donny Osmond (!) also taking top 10 entries. Neil Finn and Crazy Town go top 20.
Janet Jackson holds at #1 US, but Crazy Town retains the global honour, and also adds Canada to its belt.
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13 1 5All For You
Janet Jackson
1
On her official release, Janet sneaks to the top of the combined survey by the smallest of margins. This is not her most attractive release, but still manages to turn in a decent performance.
1 2 15It Wasn't Me
Shaggy feat Rick Rock
1
Off the top, but still remaining very strong, and a return can't be ruled out.
2 3 8Butterfly
Crazy Town
2
Falling away quite quickly now.
8 4 2What Took You So Long?
Emma Bunton
4
Baby Spice's solo album has had grudgingly supportive reviews, pointing out how she's working within her voice's limitations. The single is an excellent example of that, and retains Best Seller In Stores status this week.
3 5 5Pure And Simple
Herasey
1
7 6 6Clint Eastwood
Gorillaz
8
Another week, another new peak for the Gorillaz.
Highlights
94 12 1Out Of Reach
Gabrielle
12
Gabrielle's first track written for a movie (Bridget Jones' Diary), and the usual slice of soft soul. It sounds exactly like all the other tracks she's ever released.
20 13 4Survivor
Destiny's Child
13
16 14 10Here With Me
Dido
3
17 15 7Jaded
Aerosmith
11
19 16 2Bow Wow (That's My Name)
Lil' Bow Wow
16
61 18 1Let Love Be Your Energy
Robbie Williams
18
The fourth single from Robbie's third album might just have been the one to break him in the US. However, that seems to have fallen by the wayside, preferring to consolidate his success in Europe. It's a soft rock number, slightly less laddish than much of his previous work. It's also his smallest hit since "Lazy Days", which just missed the top 20 on this list in August 1997.
22 21 7Thank You
Dido
21
N 23 1The Way You Love Me
Faith Hill
23
In late 1998, Faith had a crossover hit with the country-tinged "This Kiss", bringing high-octane new country songs into the pop charts. After that, a minor hit with "The Secret Of Life", written by recent visitor to these shores Gretchen Peters. The pure country "Breathe" became Billboard's #1 single for 2000, without ever making #1 for a week; in the UK, it stalled at #33 sales in the UK. This single has gone to #10 in the US, and her seventh #1 on the country charts. Sadly, it's been given a gratuitous dance beat for UK consumption, prompting the most asinine question from a WOK-TV interviewer: "Faith, you were a country singer once..." We await the re-release of "Breathe" with some interest.
26 24 6Angel
Shaggy feat Rayvon
24
N 26 1Run For Cover
Sugababes
26
Single three from the group that has supreme talent, works hard, produces magical singles, yet somehow haven't crossed over to the A-list. Surely it's only a matter of time...
35 28 3Straight Up
Chante Moore
28
42 30 1Play
Jennifer Lopez
30
11 34 2Chillin'
Modjo
11
The Follow That! files take their revenge; Modjo's follow-up turns into a complete failure dropped from airplay after just one week.
56 36 1Lovin' Every Day
Ronan Keating
36
One week before release, and making the top 40 on UK airplay alone.
50 40 1Follow Me
Uncle Kraker
40
One of the coolest records around at the moment, and sure to be a massive hit when it gets a UK release in the summer.
N 42 0Only For A While
Toploader
42
Oops. The previous record, "Dancing In The Moonlight" is still #37 in spite of being deleted.
N 46 0Crawlin'
Linkin Park
46
67 47 0What It Feels Like For A Girl
Madonna
47
N 54 0Hope You Like Bass
Norman Bass
54
N 60 0Oochie Wallie
QB Finest
60
N 70 0Don't Stop Movin'
S Club 7
70
Records on beige backgrounds are primarily scoring from UK airplay; those on green backgrounds are yet to have a commercial UK release.

 
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