UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM
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____________________University

To: Professor____________________ 
From:___________________________

I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be
changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:

___1.  The persons who copied my paper got a higher grade than I did.

___2.  The person whose paper I copied got a higher grade than I did.

___3.  This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't
       get into:
                    ___ Law School
                    ___ Medical School
                    ___ Graduate School
                    ___ Dental School
                    ___ My Fraternity/Sorority
                    ___ The Mickey Mouse Club
                    ___ Tri County Tech 

___4.  I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in 
                    ______________________. 

___5.  I'll lose my scholarship. 
                  
___6.  I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy 
       of your exam.

___7.  I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did 
       not cover the material asked for on the exam. 

___8.  I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact. 

___9.  I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked 
       about general principles. 
                  
__10.  You are prejudiced against:
                    ___ Males
                    ___ Jews
                    ___ Blacks
                    ___ Females
                    ___ Catholics
                    ___ Whites
                    ___ Protestants
                    ___ Moslems
                    ___ Minorities
                    ___ Chicanos
                    ___ People
                    ___ Students 
                  
__11.  If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at 
       least cut my allowance. 

__12.  I was unable to do well in this course because of the following
       illness:
                    ___ mono
                    ___ flu
                    ___ broken baby finger
                    ___ acute alcoholism
                    ___ turet's syndrome
                    ___ hang nail
                    ___ other ___________________

__13.  You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how
       you wanted that done.

__14.  I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

__15.  I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

__16.  The lectures were:
                    ___ too detailed to pick out important points
                    ___ not explained in sufficient detail
                    ___ too boring
                    ___ all jokes and not enough material 
                    ___ all of the above

__17.  This course was:
                    ___ too early, I was not awake.
                    ___ at lunchtime, I was hungry
                    ___ too late, I was tired

__18.  My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper)
       for this course. 

__19.  Other___________________________________________________


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