Hey all, The Good Doctor here and I have some things I have been pondering. So I decided to share them with you. Have any thoughts on them? E-Mail Me and maybe I'll post your thoughts here.
The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
The Norwich Life commercial where the old bastard answers the phone, says hello and then immediately tells his wife "It's Patrick! He bought life insurance!" Excuse me? how did Patrick find the time to tell you this? You barely breathed between "Hello" and It's Patrick". And why the hell do you have big sheets of bristol board and thick markers by the phone? Do you people play Pictionary over the phone often?
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddam cake you can't eat? What, should I eat someone else's cake Instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?